Declan's Dilemma or Drinking in Mayo

Declan’s Dilemma

You mistook gout for a slipped disc,’ the good Doctor cried,
‘No more rich meats or seafood may be put in your fry!’
‘I’m in bad form but, my diet is healthy,
As for rich meat and seafood I’m just not that wealthy!’
‘Dehydration could be the underlying cause?’
To which I had to reply with barely a pause,
‘My thirst is well sated; my tankard is full.
I can drink to the depths beyond a great waterfall,’
‘And,’ continued the Doctor with his eyebrow raised high,
‘Therein does the grass root of this problem lie! ‘
By
Valkyriekerry Kelly

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